Can You Afford Long-Term Care? Here’s How!

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Say  you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself  and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home  care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part  G.

The  plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are  allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to  prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day,  a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable  TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem.  Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney,  lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As  an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they  do now!

And,  who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you  they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid  of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a  prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!

Is  this a great country or what?
Now  that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of  your  week!

Author: churchmouse


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