Can You Afford Long-Term Care? Here’s How!

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Say  you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself  and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home  care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part  G.

The  plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are  allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to  prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day,  a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable  TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem.  Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney,  lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As  an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they  do now!

And,  who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you  they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid  of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a  prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!

Is  this a great country or what?
Now  that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of  your  week!

Seniors New Alphabet

A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won’t float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let’s be a bit more realistic instead.
D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line! F is for farting and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I’d rather not mention.
H high blood pressure–I’d rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won’t mend,K is for knees that crack when they bend. L ‘s for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don’t grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I’ll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that’s ‘dizzy,’ you know..
W for worry, now what’s going ’round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Yfor another year I’m left here behind,Z is for zest I still have– in my mind!
I’ve survived all the symptoms, my body’s deployed,And I’m keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!
-Contributed by Moni S.